(Rotiers) – May 20, 2020. After a briefing by leading White House staff, President Trunip has reversed his position on the effectiveness of wearing a mask in efforts to prevent the spread of Sars-CoV-2.
The president stated in a press release on Wednesday “I’ve seen these masks work in certain situations, and nobody knows better than me how these masks work. They will stop the virus.” President Trump then went on to say, “You see the mask I’m wearing. It’s a great mask. It’s made by Americans, in America. It’s the best mask.”
The CDC released a statement soon after applauding President Turnip, saying that “this could be the turn of the tide in our efforts to effect a major change in the spread of the coronavirus”.
Murray Bozinski, a statistician at the Institue for Advanced Tracking and Statistics, mentions in his latest report for the Turnip Administration, “It is reported that at least 98% of people who read this article have seen a mask at some point, whether it be in real life, such as at a hospital or other medical facility, or in movies or television.” This is a sure sign that the current pandemic could be due to an actual reason.